For 1000 points...

[Elazar The Glorified]

Fulgrim.
James.

He represented that the Emperor was into David Bowie, Prince and then a load of the New Romantic rubbish!

[Arran]

Your counter arguement is also based upon assumptions. And as question poser I decide the final answer i deem acceptable which goes to Elazar so stop your QQing

[james]

Yeah and he was Bowie from Labrinth too. I bet he had a proper big crotch in spandex just like Dave.

James.

[Elazar The Glorified]

Ok, a nice easy 40k fluff question. Which Primarch was the first to die? (By this I mean, which Primarch that we know to be dead for certain and not just based on an assumption by Arran... )

[ChrisF]

I bet he had a proper big crotch in spandex just like Dave.

And sigorney weaver

[Arran]

And hold on, does this mean the ferrus manus was the emperors emo side?

[baldyorc]

Ok, a nice easy 40k fluff question. Which Primarch was the first to die? (By this I mean, which Primarch that we know to be dead for certain and not just based on an assumption by Arran... )

lols

[killcrazy]

after having 21 kids, I fail to beleive that all of them were male, clearly he cooked the books and said

Fulgrim... your a girl, but pretend to be a boy.
Alpharius, omegon, your going to have to share a room. and a birth certificate...

2, 11, your both girls, get in the kitchen where you belong, and we'll never speak of you again. your not coming on the crusade.

[MalZeth]

Sanguinius... maybe

[Elazar The Glorified]

after having 21 kids, I fail to beleive that all of them were male, clearly he cooked the books and said

Fulgrim... your a girl, but pretend to be a boy.
Alpharius, omegon, your going to have to share a room. and a birth certificate...

2, 11, your both girls, get in the kitchen where you belong, and we'll never speak of you again. your not coming on the crusade.

Don't open the Sisters of Battle conspiracy can of worms!

[Elazar The Glorified]

Sanguinius... maybe

Nope, Sanguinius was almost the FAILest Primarch but not quite!

[MalZeth]

the only one other than horus that i know the name of..

and he was a bit "look at me" "I R Lovin Z Emporahz"

[Elazar The Glorified]

the only one other than horus that i know the name of..

Shameful fluff-fail admission! Get out!

[MalZeth]

James name 20 playboy models

[baldyorc]

i only know them from reading them in this thread. lols

[Elazar The Glorified]

James name 20 playboy models

Yes I'M fail because I don't have to refer to the top-shelf...
Lol

[killcrazy]

I think I actully know the answer to this one, but I dont want to say cos then I'll have to make up a question

[MalZeth]

I can't name 20 playboy models, but i can't name 20 chapter masters either (though I can name more of the former), perhaps i'm not challenging your manhood, but rather anouncing my brain fail...

[james]

I think it was Konrad Curze, but I might be wrong.

Also feel free to challenge Elazars manhood anytime you want, but be sure to ask Catherine to let it out of its cage under the stairs first.

James.

[MalZeth]

I've been warned against that outside of the forums, it has been pointed out (and quite rightly) that James has more hair,beard and children than me and so proves his greater manhood by default.